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Tuesday, 1 March 2011

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Emails from Idiots

I may not be the sharpest tool and not have the best grasp and use of vocabulary, check these guys out, hilarious the stuff idiots write

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Rude Phone Salesman
Posted at: 2010-12-05 23:25:01 | 313 comments | Add Comment
Original ad:
White iPhone 3G network 16 gig for sale - great condition comes with usb/home charger and screen protection case. $350 *******@gmail.com
From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 6 9:38 PM):

Hey,

Is your iPhone still available?

Mike

From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:24 AM):

yes.

From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 7 3:25 AM):

What the hell is wrong with you? Do you have any idea what time it is?

From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:29 AM):

uh...its like 3:30. whats the problem?

From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 7 3:34 AM):

Yeah, 3:30 in the morning, prick! Both my wife and I have to get up for work at 6 and you just woke us up. My wife suffers from sleep anxiety and probably won't be able to fall back asleep. Couldn't this have waited until the morning?

From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:37 AM):

how is that my fault? its not like i called you. i just got home from the bar and saw your email so i responded. its email...who cares what time it is? how could that wake you up?

From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 7 3:42 AM):

Oh, so in your drunken stupor you decided it would be a good idea to wake up my entire family at 3:30 in the morning? I have my computer hooked up to a 7.1 surround sound system, and Outlook plays a sound every time I receive an e-mail. It damn near rattled the house when you sent it. You woke up our three month old baby and now he is crying.

I have a meeting with some big-time clients today, and now I am going to be falling asleep in the meeting. Thanks a lot, douchebag.

From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:44 AM):

hey look faggot its not my fucking fault you leave your computer on loud as fuck in the middle of the night. you must be real fuckin dumb. you have a baby and a wife with sleep problems and you think that is a good idea? fuck you guy

From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 7 3:48 AM):

I don't like your attitude, pal. First you wake up my entire family, and now you curse me out? This is unacceptable. By the way, my wife was so distraught from you waking her up that she accidentally microwaved our baby's milk too long. The baby was scalded with burning hot milk, and now we have to go to the hospital. I hope you are happy with yourself. Is this how you normally sell iPhones on the internet?

From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:55 AM):

yes, i always sell phones by waking up idiot families and burning babies with milk...NO

boy are you fucking retarded! fyi this is the first and last time i will ever try selling something online, now i know why peope dont use this shit- because only RETARDS use it!

Ireland and its cousin Egypt

One topic that must be explored in great depth in the near future, is the whole topic of where we came from and who we are.  This relates to us as the Human Race, perceived to be the righteous owners and protecters of this planet.

Is there any truth in the religous and especially Christian story of God creating us in 7 days?  Clearly not most would say, but there is symbols, stories and parables that can guide us in our view of who we are.  Its quite clear that with the birth of Christianity many ancient texts and records of history have been destroyed or removed from the public domain.  What are we being protected against?  Or do they not want us to seek and find the truth.

I mainly believe in Evolution, I do however feel that there is more to this that I may never know of.  Did Aliens come down and give us help to evolve?  Are we just a colony on a habitable planet being watched by our true Gods in the sky?  Did natural drugs help evolve the human brain?  This will always be hard to answer as our history and religous books have always been doctored by men of bad will and thought.

Ireland I believe has a magical nature to it, and I do strongly believe that this Island has a large part to play in the new age we are falling into.  I believe Nostradamus did state that in the final stages of his revelations of the future, that the land of the Gael, will rise up and be counted for (as with all studies on this mans work, it is very open for discusion, which I will explore very soon)
It is also documented that Ireland holds the Arc of the Covenant, was part of Atlantis, were on of the first great explorers, farmers etc etc.  I will hope to find more answers on Irelands past as I do believe that we are a once great nation ready to awaken at the hour of need.  It is important that I explore Irelands Pagan and non-christian past.

Some research I've came across has pointed a direct link between Egypt and Ireland.

I've put a link to a book on this  'Irish Wisdom Preserved in Bible and Pyramids'.  After briefly scouring this, I hope to completely study this asap.

Irish Wisdom in Bible and Pyramids

Just realised I cant copy and paste parts of this.  I'll hopefully be able to work this out and start extracting important info for any followers